Бархатный Каприз

28 июн 2019 28.06.2019

Я милиционер и я проводил обыск

Здравствуйте, меня зовут Нурландыр,вчера в 23:10 по наводке спецслужб, мы с нарядом проводили обыск у одного из обитателей TJ.
Кроме латексного костюма(пример ниже),в квартире подозреваемого, собака услышала запах грязных трусов.
Так-же, в ходе расследования,было обнаружено,что подозреваемый играет в Dota 2 и берёт инвокера на фп.
Подозреваемый задержан и ему грозит до конца жизни смотреть Аниме и украинские телепередачи.

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Виталий Лановой

28.06.2019

Ты опоздал к празднику. Уже не смешно.

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Лис Микола

28.06.2019

Предлагаю наказание в виде просмотра "Половинки"

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